the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
GOD DAMN IT EVERY TIME THIS IS ON MY DASH I NEARLY THROW UP LAUGHING
I didn’t find this that funny until I realized that was somebody’s foot.
Peeta and katniss’ daughter slowly began to learn about the games and the Capitol and the rebellion in school. One day she came home and told her parents that a real soldier rebellion veteran came to school to talk to them. She turned to her mother and asked, “Did you know a soldier named Gale Hawthorne?”
GO SIT IN THE CORNER
this is a real piece of clothing that you can purchase and then wear on your body
how am I supposed to sleep when there’s people out there who think girls pee out of their vaginas